nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via guy)

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

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I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

(Source: basedgosh, via guy)

wakingupinbakerstreet:

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

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I CHOKED

(via devonkyle)

"Depressed? Do something that makes you happy!"

ask-gallows-callibrator:

little-sound:

edrecoveryprobs:

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I HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS EXPLAINED BETTER THANK YOU SQUIDWARD

YEAH OKAY THIS IS REALLY REALLY TRUE LIKE SERIOUSLY 

(via guy)